Dope Tech Episode 2

<<@wildnfree101 says : Other news stories today, 100 million sharks have been killed by humans this year!>> <<@dougieroberts7045 says : Very sad, my condolences offered to family and friends. However, when ever I see these tragedies unfolding and we have to endure the experts talking nonsense about 'unprovoked' attacks I do despair, it's almost as if these experts are ignoring the facts for financial gain or recognition, or both. Experts so frequently tell us that sharks don't eat human beings, they bite us by accident, 'test bite' is their ridiculous reference but the truth (that they seem so keen to hide) is that they do in fact eat human beings, in fact, they will eat anything given the opportunity, the only real reason so many humans survive shark attacks is because they manage to get helped out of the water to safety, a seal, dolphin doesnt have that luxury, when alone in open water sharks eat human beings, that's a fact.>> <<@burtbenz9964 says : Get your Drone army on the beach. Search the water 4 sharks>> <<@gingermcginge6466 says : Why would anyone go into the water where sharks are known. What’s this urge for humans to go back from where they once came from. We’ve evolved no need to keep dicing with death. Wouldn’t go cuddle a frigging lion would you.Poor sharks probably gonna be killed if identified.>> <<@harryballsonya4347 says : you know he dead>> <<@ronmartin1375 says : Downvote for thumbnail.>> <<@garyvahl7658 says : Australia needs to lock down the beaches, put police on the beach, beat up and arrest anyone swimming. We can't have this happen in The World's biggest nanny state. Undoubtedly it will be recorded as a Covid death.>> <<@YortOK says : Now it would NOT surprise me at all if there is another fatal shark attack in Australia over the next few days or fortnight. There is an eerie habit of that happening in Australia, that is not spoken of.>> <<@barrymcdougal4816 says : WHAT ARE THESE CLOWNS LOOKING FOR --- A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME --- HE IS NOT STILL OUT SWIMMING.>> <<@raymatthews7624 says : You challenge the odds? Deal with the consequences.>> <<@peterweaver1248 says : The accent is so distracting it's easier to understand SA. Did someone die?>> <<@TheRubberStudiosASMR says : These comments are gold. A tragedy- but fuck, you have to see the light in every bad situation.>> <<@TheRubberStudiosASMR says : 21 years to the day! This shark has impeccable timing.>> <<@simonsmith4586 says : Please put as much effort into this as other cases.>> <<@oldpicker49 says : sharks like food with no scales>> <<@stat8173 says : Cause of death: Covid>> <<@philliphill4763 says : Shark fin soup anyone?>> <<@BasedinReality1984 says : Swimming off the coast of Australia is like playing Russian roulette. Those beasts will kill you. And if they don’t those violent vending machines will ………🤦🏻>> <<@ara2805 says : Wow! Do you mean he didn't hear this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3bN5YeiQs&ab_channel=GoldenApple%E2%9C%94>> <<@JaseBDaley says : "man who climbed tree with beehive in it bitten by bees" "man who laid on train tracks hit by train." "man who entered bear cave killed by bear" ya see where i'm going with this?>> <<@gailcrowe727 says : This girl is narrating this awful story as though it’s funny.>> <<@rodhucker8781 says : Shit comments from a few attention seeking morts. Shark number are getting out of control, time for fisherman to take care of business like back in the day.>> <<@jordanzinger3066 says : *OK TIME TO KILL BRUCE 🦈 🤦🏻‍♂️ BRUCE: DO I HAVE RIGHTS? Can i eat? Can i defend my home? LAND: ur home WATER: my home, you came into my home and u want to kill me, u cant see my tears because im in the water, but im crying*>> <<@bwsa9230 says : Will someone please tell grampa and grandma about lockdown. If they would wear their protective gears and get their jabby jabs, the sharks wouldn't feel so tempted. And sharks always knock, so just don't answer the door, moit.>> <<@williampabon6432 says : Was the shark vaccinated? Stay tune while police investigate....>> <<@adanedwardspencer6891 says : Well you know, if you go into the shark's domain, you can expect to be bitten, simple as that.>> <<@Ad_Astra_321 says : =(>> <<@stevep7608 says : What’s the difference between a man-eating shark and Australian police? The shark has morals.>> <<@bentley4446 says : Mask mandates for sharks and snakes. Problem solved>> <<@OzVeteran1969 says : Is sky going to milk this for weeks?>> <<@donm5354 says : Has anyone said "I THINK WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT...." ?>> <<@davidbarr2155 says : Scary>> <<@markmcgowan2224 says : I thought I put a hard border up around all sharks>> <<@moguns1971 says : he probably will die of covid>> <<@_FEISTY_ says : 🥺>> <<@chadgilmore5046 says : They might find him in the local fish and chip store on the menu>> <<@oljimeagle says : I don't know... It's not looking good.>> <<@vanpieroue1235 says : that is why need to get submarines quicker RiP>> <<@TahoeJones says : searching for shark poop.>> <<@sofaking8228 says : Just look for a real fat shark. Problem solved.>> <<@alexguolo5872 says : should've worn a mask and had his booster shots>> <<@lilspikes81 says : He died of covid>> <<@robertfreeman4749 says : Next it will be a racist attack by a Great White on a coloured person>> <<@haleywilde4772 says : WOW ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY FOR THE POLICE TO MAKE THEMSELVES APPEAR IN A GOOD LIGHT JUST BEFORE ALL THE STATE OF EMERGENCY POWERS END AND THE COPS WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO CRACK SKULLS IN THE NAME OF COVID AND WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THE PEOPLE THAT THEY HAVE PISSED OFF. AMAZING! I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A COP GOING TO A DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CALL OF SOMEONE THAT YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES HAD ON THE GROUND FOR NOT WEARING A MASK!>> <<@Harrygreen111 says : Cop should have said " Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills or tommycods ">> <<@lightlux3700 says : Oh I’m sure it was just a case of “ mistaken identity” and that the shark felt really bad and sent him on his way. But hey, that’s one way to escape a tyrannical government.>> <<@Gatorraider says : Liberal logic all must wear chainmail in any body of water>> <<@grancito2 says : Greenies and libtards will tell you that sharks don't attack people, because they don't like the taste, then how do they know the taste.>> <<@eastendthug says : Hopefully the shark had the decency to wear a mask. Rip to that man.>> <<@victoriabourgeois3273 says : Just watched shark fest, and no way would I put my little toe in any water other than a swimming pool. What a terrible tragedy for his family,>>